"An elderly woman apparently couldn't wait to get her Palm Pre from a Calumet Park cell phone store. She only suffered a few scratches, but the store didn't fare so well."
The short article does not say if the woman intended to drive into the store front or not. My guess is not, but hey, with all the love Nintendo is giving elderly folks with the Wii gaming system, you never know.
Check out the MSNBC.com story for the full article and video.